What Your Sweater Says About You
Ralph Lauren Cable-Knit Sweater: Your parents lied on their taxes, and you did, too. But they premeditated their fraud; you’re just incompetent. Chunky White Turtleneck: You’ve made the “When Harry Met Sally” New Year’s speech to at least five different women. Gray Wool Sweater: You are in a TV commercial, struggling to play with your…